uncle fizzle wants you!

February 28, 2007

well miz and biz need guest authors/authoresses. we don’t want to select boring people so put your nickname (it better be good) and in under 25 words why we should select you. haikus constitute instant selection… kinda… actually no but we will be proud of you. so fire away… there is a limit of 38, so get in quick!

kicky on!

:: By huw bizzle 36 Comments

36 Comments

  1. my nickname is tt, and it’s radicool cause you made it up and so you should select me to be your guest author

    Comment by tt — February 28, 2007 #

  2. hey! Pick me cause i am Kim Rad, you know that i will be the best guest author ever (lawl)!!! also cause i want to.

    Comment by Kim Rad — February 28, 2007 #

  3. ooo kim rad, sucking up to the judges by using their talk! i wonder who is in the winning position…

    Comment by tt — February 28, 2007 #

  4. yo huws friend! pick me cos huw told me to do this so this is for a good cause! and…im cool! 2 words left….

    Comment by Jo — February 28, 2007 #

  5. i actually wrote the post. instant disqualification for contestant number 3!

    Comment by huw bizzle — February 28, 2007 #

  6. HUW IS A CHEATER! DO NOT TRUST HIM! jks!

    Comment by Jo — February 28, 2007 #

  7. here’s a haiku:

    the first cold shower;
    even the monkey seems to want
    a little coat of straw.

    woops that doesn’t work; supposed to go 5, 7, 5 …

    Comment by huwsfuturewife — February 28, 2007 #

  8. i got that one off winkypedia…

    here’s one of my own:

    my name is hannah
    huw wants to be a wiencke
    hence he’ll marry me

    Comment by huwsfuturewife — February 28, 2007 #

  9. yeah ill pay that. you’re well in

    Comment by huw bizzle — February 28, 2007 #

  10. i think you should pick me coz my name is laurizzle and i trust huw even though jo said not to. and im cool.

    Comment by laurizzle — February 28, 2007 #

  11. hey me (laurizzle) and kim rad have made u a haiku.
    huw rides harliquin
    but needs a bit more practise
    will he be a pro?

    Comment by laurizzle and kim rad — February 28, 2007 #

  12. They’re long, green and thin –
    There’s lots you can put them in.
    Toss salad’s one thing.

    See if you can guess what it’s about.

    I unfortunately must rule myself out of the running at this point – it seems capitalisation and most forms of punctuation are taboo here.

    Comment by gavin grizzle — February 28, 2007 #

  13. Another:

    Short, soft and rotund:
    Claps ring out from your belly.
    My little Buddha.

    Comment by gavin grizzle — February 28, 2007 #

  14. i think you should pick kim rad and laurizzzle cos there both cool! oh btw just joking-huw isnt a cheater! just a “christian gentleman”

    Comment by Jo — February 28, 2007 #

  15. Comment by dan — February 28, 2007 #

  16. rosco razzed pants ON
    mode, he left some skid marks in
    his jocks, kicky on

    Comment by winky — February 28, 2007 #

  17. you are in for sure winky. i heard about that one.

    Comment by huw Bizzle — February 28, 2007 #

  18. i think that qualifys me for an instant world tour or maybe baby just a spot as a
    guest authors/authoresses.
    but whats my nickname…i have too many
    winky
    feral kid
    dan the man
    what to choose??

    Comment by winky — February 28, 2007 #

  19. winky or feral kid

    Comment by huw Bizzle — February 28, 2007 #

  20. i’ll be softy…. and i would certainly like to apply for a guest author spot. so, now for a poem i prepared just now. (damn, winky, you are talented. comming up with haiku’s like they’re going out of style)

    rayson should be in.
    likes interpol got black hair
    all for one growing.

    (the last line is from a song i’m digging at the moment.)

    Comment by Josh Rayson — March 2, 2007 #

  21. i like it. how’s the site rayson car/softy?

    Comment by huw bizzle — March 3, 2007 #

  22. guest authorship is
    pretty pointless to my mind
    but I want to still

    I would talk about
    dust, as I’m the dust master
    and about wrist smacks

    Comment by Luke... of DOOM — March 3, 2007 #

  23. that was 2 verses of haiku.

    Comment by Luke... of DOOM — March 3, 2007 #

  24. your site? well, its kickin’. fallen aves space? i think we just reached 1000 views….so yay for that.

    Comment by Josh Rayson — March 3, 2007 #

  25. Thanks boyz. I now can’t understand a single word of what any of the youth group kids are saying because of you two.

    Can you please publish a fizzle to english phrase book? I’ll buy it, promise.

    Comment by H — March 5, 2007 #

  26. haha H, its funny that u don’t understand what we say.
    kicky on

    Comment by laurizzle — March 5, 2007 #

  27. anyway, its not every youth group kid its only some.

    Comment by laurizzle — March 5, 2007 #

  28. My haiky:
    pick me pick me now
    pick me pick me pick me now
    pick me pick me now

    Comment by Harley — March 5, 2007 #

  29. But I’m old and not with it Laurizzle. I don’t understand what anybody says anymore.

    Comment by H — March 5, 2007 #

  30. H, there is a phrase book, it’s called the glossary… I’m pretty sure if you look around this site you’ll stumble across it…

    Comment by tricky — March 5, 2007 #

  31. Maybe Tricky, but I need a quick phrasebook to carry around with me. Can’t carry my computer everywhere.

    Comment by H — March 5, 2007 #

  32. yes you can, you have a laptop!

    Comment by Luke... of DOOM — March 5, 2007 #

  33. Comment by Anonymous — March 5, 2007 #

  34. It takes too long to boot up though Luke.

    Comment by H — March 6, 2007 #

  35. Oh Punic Wars, right.

    Comment by Luke... of DOOM — March 8, 2007 #

  36. punic wars?

    Comment by D — March 9, 2007 #

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