MLL

September 2, 2007

Back in the day there was a female at our church called Jackie. She was pretty awesome, and had some ‘interesting’ views on some issues. Anyway in a Bible study one day she told us about a list she had known as her “MLL”, or ‘Most Least Liked”. It had the names of people she didn’t like, and I am fairly sure that I would have been up there at one stage or another. I have no idea the purpose of this list but today at work I thought about it and decided I was going to post my own MML. But not of people, cause I love everyone but of general things I dislike. At work I was mentally brainstorming all day and so hopefully I don’t forget some of my ideas. I imagine, being the pessimist I am, that the list will be quite long. No order…

Crocs
Gain in weight due to abandonment of physical exercise
The green couch
This post
Tim
Toe socks
Dancing movies
Dancing
Walking
Sentimentality
Chess
Art
Perspiration
Black Music
Myspazz
People who put “anything with a good beat” on their ‘music preferences’
Public Transport
Myself
Low self-esteem
Long Prayers
Meeting new people
Most vegetables
Vegetarianism
Homosexuality
Effort
People who put on ‘music preferences’, “anything with a good beat” (I am aware I already put it)
Big Brother
Australian Idol
Reality TV
American Sopies
Princess Diana
Chain mail (Don’t break the chain… it has been sent by X amount of people)
Anything less that 8 hours sleep
Late dinner
Post 2000’s Britney
Celebrities
Shopping with females
Seeing my shrink
Kevin Rudd
Politicians (all but Johnny)
Lack of vaseline
The person who says… “it’s time to go home” or “it’s getting late”- looking at you taters
Large sunglasses
Burwood Westfield

I’ll add more when I can think of them.

:: By huw bizzle 7 Comments

7 Comments

  1. chain mail – the armour or emails u hav to send on or else some baby with cancer dies?

    Comment by winky — September 2, 2007 #

  2. i would add:
    education
    jobs
    cats
    feral girls
    mums of bogans
    my metabolism
    tv
    correct posture
    clothes

    Comment by winky — September 2, 2007 #

  3. Heheh, I laughed quite a lot at some of those. Especially the first half.

    Comment by tricky — September 3, 2007 #

  4. lol, how can you not love Kevin(07). I might wear the t-shirt to DC this arvo just for you.

    Comment by Andrew — September 3, 2007 #

  5. few. I didn’t make the list.

    Comment by H — September 3, 2007 #

  6. I love it that Tim’s up there! That’s hilarious. And the green couch is on everyone’s MLL.

    Comment by martha — September 4, 2007 #

  7. huw, you hate being quixotic. check it out. Also, money. It pisses me off how it’s just SOOOOO important. damn.

    Comment by josh rayson — September 5, 2007 #

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