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July 22, 2008

Reasons why Moto GP is better than Nascrap

1- Corners, corkscrew, chicanes,hairpins
2- Spectacular crashes
3- No yellow flag cautions
4- A third of as many laps
5- No crappy yank commentators
6- Casey Stoner and Valentino Rossi
7- My personal favourite

:: By huw bizzle 5 Comments

merry catholick day

July 18, 2008

On friday some mates & i went into the city to see what all the world youth day fuss was about.
it was pretty fun, and i think we managed to offend/upset some with our mad catholic jokes. but oh well. here’s the best one i remember:

what do you call the pope when he’s on the move?
a roamin’ catholic

ohh yeah.

it was fairly odd because all the roads were blocked from traffic so the city felt empty.
we started by checking out the berangaroo site that the pope went to on thursday.

here’s me with the stage

there were soo many catholick kids. all the “pilgrims” wore these backpacks. at one point we chatted to some kids who showed us all the stuff they got inside the backpacks. they get like notebooks and raincoats and torches (or flashlights as the stupid seppo chicks called it) and pens and lots of rad stuff.

we walked down to hyde park to see St Mary’s Cathedral where all the official stuff goes on

one of my mates Pete tried to hi-five every group of catholicks he could find. once he got punched in the mouth, and another time some aussie pilgrim punched him in the arm, right on the funny-bone part.

he had fun

then we went to the Australia museum because nic’s dad works as a photographer there so we got in for free and he showed all the good bits. then he showed us the behind the scenes bit where he does all the photography. have a look at the size of this flash

it’s freakin’ massive. nic’s dad let it off a few times, i went blind.

all in all a good outing. i know i sure felt holier for pilgrimming, i must have worked off at least a few years in purgatory.

:: By mizzle 2 Comments

let’s talk about rihanna

July 9, 2008

Let’s talk about Rihanna

You can run (run run run ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun)

               into my arms –







2me .

There’s no

d i s t a n c e m2











    you need and

    mo ooore

:: By mizzle 15 Comments

Time and Confusion

July 7, 2008

For the past couple of days I have been quite ill. It all started when I went to an Indian restaurant with my sick friend. He couldn’t finish his butter chicken so I decided to have it. He warned me he was sick, but a false sense of my strong immune system and the utter absurdity of wasting good curry was too much. The next day it hit me. Besides working a couple of short shifts I spent the next three days In bed for long periods of time. Yesterday I got home at 2pm, slept till about 9pm. Then went to bed at midnight and woke up at midday today, all up a 19 hour sleep. It sounds pretty ideal though, getting to sleep for countless hours. This is not the case though. I have this weird body function where when I am sick I dream of really complicated things. I’ll give you a couple of examples. A couple of months ago when I had the flu I dreamt of a political uprising in war-torn Africa. I was like the police chief and had to work out who committed an assassination. Yesterday I dreamt that I had to build a house, but being a stupid non-DIY city kid I had no idea how to do it. I racked my brain for what seemed like hours, but to no avail. I get so stressed while having these dreams, and I feel so much worse.

Also, I haven’t eaten anything for the past four days. I’ve been living on apple juice. Yesterday I went to the toilet at work and It smelt strongly of urine. I immediately vomited in the open (lucky) toilet. Luckily for me It was all AJ and came out quite easily.

:: By huw bizzle 4 Comments

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