Money for Nothing

August 3, 2008

Last night I went to a ‘friend’s birthday in the City. It was at a place called Kings Cross, which is like the gay centre of Sydney. After the night was over, I decided that I was never going to go there again. Ill explain why. Entry to the bar after 9pm costed $15. Seriously I can kinda understand clubs having entrance fees, having to pay DJ’s and all, but it was just a bar with a dance floor. We lined up for about 15 minutes, me and another mate but when we got to the front we weren’t allowed in cause we were three guys and they wanted more chicks. We walked around the Cross for a while to kill some time. Over 500m on the main street I counted about 12 strip clubs, each one with feral guys at the front encouraging us guys to come in, “if you don’t like it then leave” was their sales pitch. Along with the 12 strip clubs I would have seen about four prostitues and a heap of gays, . I felt pretty dirty in this feral suburb. We walked around and waited for some other friends, some of who were females. After lining up again we got allowed in but had to pay the $15. The place was pretty lame and boring and after an hour we left. We went to another part of the city to this place called Star Bar. Its a pretty awesome place. The bottom level has a bar and some pool tables and couches to chillax. The top floor has a couple more bars, an indoor pergola with heaps of seats and a pretty big dance floor. The drinks were pretty cheap too, I guess thats why heaps of people go there, though I only had cokes as I was driving later. We left at about 2 in the am and I walked a couple of km’s to work to log some rugby league. Throughout the game I fell asleep twice, not fully asleep but the fall asleep where your head drops, which wakes you up and you feel quite startled.

Lesson learnt from the night….Stay clear of the Cross and bars that cost to get in just aren’t worth it.

:: By huw bizzle 6 Comments


  1. I used to work in the Cross.
    In an office, not on the street.
    You get desensitised to the sleaziness after a while. And it probably helps, being a girl.

    Comment by sylv — August 3, 2008 #

  2. ah, genuinely thrilling escapades…did all the guys have obscene ‘staches?

    Comment by Josh aka softy — August 4, 2008 #

  3. chew stach

    Comment by dan — August 4, 2008 #

  4. chew stash*

    Comment by dan — August 4, 2008 #

  5. i mean chew stash. lol in joke

    Comment by dan — August 4, 2008 #

  6. no one likes prostitutes or gays, huw you should move to albury, we saw a kid get beat up today. not even in stabington

    Comment by dan — August 4, 2008 #

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