September 30, 2008

Last night I went to a mates house for a bit of a get-together. I had some high expectations. It wasn’t all that bad. The food off the BBQ was a bit raw, so raw that even my usually iron stomach was struggling a bit. Here’s where the party failed a bit. Besides alcohol good friends, whats the main ingredient of a good party….thats right music. See my friend Pk didnt put music on. He instead chose to put Futurama, Simpsons and Family Guy on the widescreen telly. Yeah like that didn’t promote anti-sociality, I may have just invented a word there. Later in the night possibly one of the most disghusting things happened to me. I was trying to be stealthy in the backyard, tippitoes and all. I stepped and felt something soft. I looked down to found a massive dead rat with ants all over it. I ran inside with speed, tipped a beer all over the floor and stepped in the bath and turned up the heat and soaked there for a good minute. Also my car got ‘coned’- where people got ice cream and put it all over the car. I decided to get them back, and being the original thinker I am I went over to Maccas and bought 12 soft serves for the value price of $3.60. Needless to say only 10 made it home after the bumpy drive. I was dismayed to realise all cars were gone when we got back and I let my little pigfat soldiers melt away. The night ended with a bit of Friends watching…seriously PK get some freakin music.

:: By huw bizzle 6 Comments


  1. I love the payback bit. That’s a shamefully pathetic story. Good work!

    Comment by tristan — October 1, 2008 #

  2. Hey Huw, just a question. Is the best way to get people socialising and meeting new people to ensure they don’t come to a party with their clique of friends or not?…i mean, aside from the music bit.

    Comment by Josh — October 1, 2008 #

  3. Sounds… rad…I guess. How did the car hold up after the ice cream?

    Comment by mellow — October 1, 2008 #

  4. i wish i could be as sad as you…
    but on a positive note. i might be getting a job as a drug runner ;)

    Comment by ross — October 2, 2008 #

  5. Did you make up the whole ‘coned’ story to cover up for ‘coning’ your own car on Sunday night?

    Comment by grizzle — October 4, 2008 #

  6. I think when I was travelling to Gilgandra sometime two weeks ago, we were following your car Huw. I’m sure there are many other cars like yours, but still…maybe.

    Comment by Josh — October 13, 2008 #

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