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February 14, 2010

Things I have learnt recently…

-More and more people are joining stupid facebook groups, mostly about some common issue such as “kicking in your sleep” or “thinking about impossible scenarios before falling asleep.” This annoys me enough but the countless “i thought this only happened to me” wall posts border on intolerable. Seriously people, go poke yourselves in the eye.

-I don’t get scared in movies anymore. Blair Witch Project sucked badly and I was more frustrated at stupid annoying characters than scared.

-Second year uni doesn’t seem harder than first, in fact probably easier. My only instructions this week were to watch the news and more sport and maybe listen to the radio once or twice, I think that’s pretty manageable.

-I suck at swimming. My friends started doing laps at the local pool, so I felt obliged to give it a go. I don’t recall ever doing laps and the last time I went proper swimming was like when I learnt when I was five. I did 10 laps (500m) before feeling pretty ill and struggling not to throw up.

-Cocktail parties bring me bad luck. In the space of 15 minutes yesterday I managed to get called ‘Fall out Boy’ by some random douche at the bar, got whipped in the face by my own suspenders and had my glass of sangria spilt all over my trousers by some girl.

What have you learnt peeps?