batty boy

May 27, 2007

to try and save some face, hugs and i have decided to gun another post. it’ll probably be a let down, seeing as the time since the last post was so long ago that the expectations have been built up too much. anyway, on with the post.

tonight we managed to score free tickets to the wallabies/wales game (thats rugby [union] for the albury kids). First we had to hand out some “go wallabies” signs to people walking in, but it was easy (and so were the girls we gave it to). lawl + settle. The seats were heaps close to the try line, but we were surrounded by bat’y welshmen/welshladies. woof woof. hugs reckons all welsh kids have a particular style of face and look alike.

the game was pretty good awsome, after a poor start (losing 17-0) we managed to kicky on to be only one point behind, then the lead changed a few times, then, after the siren we got in there for a try in the corner closest to us. I turned around, pointed and shouted in the face of the welshman behind us “How do you like that one?!” I quickly turned around again to avoid getting taken, but i knew hugs had my back the whole time.

many awesome jokes were made about player’s names, witty word plays that would make simo wilsons (& his dad) proud.

into the second half of the game, we realised that we really needed to do wees hard, but we couldn’t leave during the game, nor could we wait for the lines to the publics toilets after the game, so we walked to the bushes at newington (just down teh road from the stadium) and did wees in the bushes next to the path. it was so relieving, but then mid-wees we heard some other people walking down. chris & i managed to finish, but huw was cut off prematurely. poor kid.

on the drive home andy gave some mad honks to a car two cars in front, but i’m sure he got the message after we honked as we drove past him.

all in all a top night out, and a gg all round.

also, phil’s hands are mad warm.

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Post-Honeymoon Fizzle

May 16, 2007

Downward Spiral

well this graph shows how over the last however long fizzle has had a drop in visitors. sure you might blame us posters but i think we all know it is your fault, anyway lets not argue. so how about we get out of this slump and give tricky a cause to make a new graph showing an ‘increase’!

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lawl

April 14, 2007

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glossary

February 28, 2007

if a prospective reader is to get the full meaning out of our site, then you’ll need to understand a few words/nicknames.

alan — bizzle’s car. so named because its number plate is AB (alan border), therefore, alan.

aj — apple juice. one must steer clear of its evil cousin oj, because as we all know, OJ will kill you and get away with it. (“if the glove don’t fit, you must acquit”)

arty-tays — tart in pig latino. eg, anyone who kickies on in short story mode.

f-bomb — have a guess. the film ‘pulp fiction’ drops 265 f-bombs in 154 minutes at an average of more than 1.7 f-bombs a minute.

fizzle — fail in izzle speak, eg, tricky’s site is a fizzle. (izzle speak was created by rapper E-40, [not by snoop dogg] and is very useful in making oneself sound cool)

fo shizzle — for sure in izzle speak. eg, huw- “alan is awesome”. josh- “fo shizzle!”

go to bed ross! — in short, telling someone to go away or to bed. eg, go to bed ross!

ima — i am going to

kicky on — get in there/gaarn/hurry up/whatever you want it to mean, depends on the context

legless wombat — an excessively large bog. so named because it’s not entirely unlike a wombat blocking its burrow.

lollerskates, lolocaust, lollergasm, lawl — all mock forms of ‘lol’, laugh out loud. eg, huw- ” i just did an airpoo.” josh- “lawl!”

maybe baby — what you say after someone says maybe. can be followed with either “don’t call me baby” or “love” to which someone else replies “glove”

ownage — complete and utter dominance over someone

pants off mode — the act of not wearing any pants (but still wearing underwear). eg, winky loves to kicky on in pants off mode.

puss — weak/lame/poor and inferior. other popular uses include ‘puss city’, ‘puss central’ and ‘puss on wheels’.

ranga — a person with red/orange hair. eg, huw- “look at that fire lady with red hair” josh- “ranga!!!”

razz — fart, break-wind, airpoo

risky — risque

s-grenade — i’ll give you two guesses. eg, “that kid just chucked an s-grenade.”

same short story — short shorts or any other arty-tays garments.

settle — what you say when someone says something risky. eg, settle jonny!

shush, no noise — be quiet/i don’t like what you just said, and ima disregard it

super bog — you know when you do a poo, you have a wipe and realise you didn’t need to? that was a super bog. quite rare, so when you’re lucky enough to experience it you have to tell your friends, or at least the first person you meet after the occasion. edit: it should be noted that if girls talk about super bogs, it just turns awkward for everyone involved and thus should be avoided as far as possible

tricky — teh creator of our site. he is somewhat Xtreem.

you are — what you say to someone who describes something. eg, tricky: “its really hot today” huw: “you are!”

any queries/additions? feel free to add

kicky on!

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kicky on!

February 28, 2007

first posts are by nature, lame.

all that is said is “hi guys! welcomes to my new site lawl”

here is tricky’s first post

so this is our first post, and it is still lame heaps rad, probably an indication of things to come

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